Business Name Brainstormer Gifts

"No... Last year I opened a combination hobby shop and home remedy store. The cops shut me down."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Apples for sale

Thinking Gears

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

' A good idea '

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

"Dammit, Johnson. You've got to start thinking outside of the box."

Bright idea

Creative department

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

Worry tank

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

Blue sky thinking

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Innovative

"We need to think outside the pentangle."

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

Work colleague says 'This is great, where do you get your ideas from?' as man gets them from small elves living in the wall

Elevator Pitch

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

'Frankly, I'm not sure this whole idea-sharing thing is working.'

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

Genius

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

He's our ideas man. I can never tell if he's working or not.

Unsuccessful board meeting.

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.