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"Our motto here at Ace Funerals is... All Men are Cremated Equal."

"Staff support"

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"Wow, what a DILF."

"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"People, the facts are inescapable. Any ideas on how we can ignore them?"

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

"Destroyers"

You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Work Here But You Will Be After The Training.

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

Before we begin, would somebody please bring Jenkins up to speed?

Carrot & nose on sticks.

'I'll give you this, Henderson - you're no worse than anyone else.'

Plays well with other people's $.

"He's just come back from a 'managing stress' course...He learnt all sorts of strategies for dealing with pressure...maybe he could show us some of them if he ever wakes up."

Domino Effect of Rising Gas Prices.

'The gravy? Was that 'boat' or 'train', sir?'

"I can't see it lasting!"

"Oh, I'm sorry, Berger. I must have accidentally pressed the 'Sycophant' button."

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

"It's a generational thing, … You're not generating any revenue."

I'm Henderson, I'm in charge of our leisure division

'What's the secret of my success? I almost always act slowly on my bad ideas.'

"Mr. Saltee"

'Before you nodded off, your last statement was that we need to reinvigorate the company.'

"I did my job, I grabbed my pile, and yet no voice at eventide has cried 'Well done!'"

'Go to the bank and see if it's still there'

The origin of the phrase 'staff cuts'.

'Delivery for Muhammad.'

I never understood why they talk about something "going south" as if it is a bad thing.

'Sport-utlility suit.'

(Negotiating Breakthrough) (Rub my foot, would you, Hargraves?)

The Cargo Business Suit