Business Model Tinkerer Gifts

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Robot Parts $5

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

The Computer Bore

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

'You know too much,'

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

Early cyborg.

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Gadget geek.

The Not-So Smart Meter

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Bicycle sat nav.

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

Congratulations on your retirement!

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

Fixing the Computer.

'3-D TV Kit'

"After I fix your laptop, can I have a bedtime story?"