Business Minds Mugs

'I consider myself to be a sophisticated investor. I would never invest in penny stocks. I lost all of my money investing with a brokerage specializing in nickel stocks.'

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

Employee won't think about work outside of box

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

US v.s. Tech Giants

Target your customer.

'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

'Ask yourself, 'What is it I'm not doing?', and then ask yourself, 'What is it I'm doing too much?'.'

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

"If we can't find the way forward, let's find the way back."

"Well, there's nowhere to go but up."

'As you know, Wilson, our CEO screwed up big time, so he was fired and gets a big bonus. But because of his mistakes, you just get fired.'

"You've got one day to come up with something new and exciting yet safe and time tested."

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

"Good question: When can you see your families?"

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!'

"Now that I've made that perfectly clear..."

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

"I can't understand it, we did quite well in the first three quarters.

"Maybe we'd do better if we called ourselves 'baristas'."

For sale

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

"There sits the unvarnished truth. Now, how shall we interpret it to our advantage?"