Business Minded Thinker Mugs

"Go home, you're not part of my target market."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Employee won't think about work outside of box

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

US v.s. Tech Giants

Target your customer.

'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

'Ask yourself, 'What is it I'm not doing?', and then ask yourself, 'What is it I'm doing too much?'.'

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

"If we can't find the way forward, let's find the way back."

"Well, there's nowhere to go but up."

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

"Good question: When can you see your families?"

'As you know, Wilson, our CEO screwed up big time, so he was fired and gets a big bonus. But because of his mistakes, you just get fired.'

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

"I'm Kurt... this brochure will explain the rest."

"You've got one day to come up with something new and exciting yet safe and time tested."

Golden parachutes inc. - 'Our pleas for bail-out funds were ignored.'

The Birth of the Pyramid Marketing Sales Scam (circa 4,000 BC)

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

"Now that I've made that perfectly clear..."

'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!'

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

"No, no - that's not the company sales, that's my marriage."

"Why didn't we think of that?"

"I can't understand it, we did quite well in the first three quarters.

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"