Business Lunches Pillows

Four Boiler Plate Specials

"The Attorney's Lunch—may I hear the warranty again?"

'Good buffet?'

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

Tartine

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"Expense account or regular?"

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

'One businessman's lunch-on-the-rocks and one businessman's special straight-up.'

"Pie chart"

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

Food van driving through an office.

Landing That Tough Account

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

"I brought my lunch."

"Here we see the size of your portion, choice of toppings and cost per slice. If we're in agreement, I'll place the order."

"I like the Businessman's Special. The fortune cookies all have stock futures in them."

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

'One businessman's lunch and one lackey's lunch.'

We have the businessman's lunch which is �4.95 and the successful businessman's lunch at �7.50.

"Hi Mike, how's the Leprosy research going?"

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

"Don't think you can just put the on the costume and replace Jeff."

'Don't worry about lunch for me today Simpkins, I've brought my own.'

'Ms Phipps! Joey accidentally brought his grandmother's cream cheese and cucumber sandwich for lunch! Call 911!'

'We'd like to merge two business lunches.'

STRIP Hambone: Wafer thin new computers

'That's sure a funny lookin' sandwich bag!'

Just remember, don't claim for lunch unless I was with you.

"I suggest we take lunch before I read the rest of it."

'The corned Beef Cappuccino needs work.'