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"I have your evaluation...great teamwork, great morale...basically, you're a good dog."

"The GOOD news is that customers complaints are down, the BAD news is that we've got no customers."

'How are you at takeovers?'

"These are of all my affiliates."

'The contest brought in only twenty two wrappers...'

'And this is Mr Blagstock, our chief salesman.'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

"A dozen eggs and a pint of semi-skimmed...Sorry, looks like I left my presentation in my other coat."

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

'The cash bonus incentives don't appear to be having the desired results. So, I've hired Rocky, here. He'll be providing the heads of the least productive departments with his own brand of incentive. If you know what I mean.'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Hire a cost cutting, bad-guy consultant to turn me into a good guy during the layoffs."

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

'Yes, we do have an incentive scheme.We call it 'continued employment'.'

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

'We like your style, but hate your substance.'

"The good news is we've used up all our bad ideas."

'When I say we all need to make sacrifices, I, of course, didn't mean us.'

"If you really want to get ahead you'll need to stop licking your own butt and start licking mine."

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"Make sure the coffee has extra caffeine. I want the employees awake during overtime."

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

He likes to make work fun

"First, we'll look for repressed memories of malpractice suits."

'I think our only choice at this point is to take the next big step.'

'Thank you, Leo. Nothing like a roar to get us going in the morning.'