Business Investigation Mugs

'I'll call you back. I think the secret of my business success has just been discovered.'

The Anti-Agent

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

'The recession is over, again.'

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"True crime meets reality TV"

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

'Then my brother said he'd like to bury the hatchet...'

Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

"And, of course, this is when all our loose change fell out of our pockets."

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

Business Outlook

'86.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"Grandma! What big medical bills you have!"

Newton's Law and Order.

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Bribery and Corruption.

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.