Business Communications Buff T-Shirts

"Looks like J.B. changed his mind about his open door policy!"

"Carol, would you retweet that back to me?"

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"Any questions?"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'No, I'm the marriage counselor. What you need is the semantics counselor down the hall.'

'We have a strict don't-ask-don't-tell policy for salaries.'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Direct Marketing...

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

Letter Collecting Nerd

"Repeat after me: We are delivering the proactive core value promises and rolling out our real time best practice action plan going forward ..."

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"Here comes a client I must speak to. Excuse me while I slip into some jargon."

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'Let us pray...'

The Devil's in the detail!

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

'I started out as a yes man, but I've evolved into a plucky devil's advocate who always sides with the boss in the end.'

"Have your people call my people."

'Kroogshank, why do I think that you try to hide from responsibility?'

"It's a wonderful partner's desk-but we think they didn't get along."

"To be clear you are willing to labor under misconceptions?"

"I'm cutting out a complete layer of management."

"Again, you may exercise your right to remain silent, but it's going to work against you since this is a job interview."

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

"We were looking for somebody with experience in mumbo-jumbo but your resume is mainly about gobbledegook."

Giving feedback is a complex process.

'Before we get started, let's go around the table and practice making eye contact.'