Corporate Communication Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I told you what I was going to tell you, then I told you, then I told you what I told you. Where did I lose you?"

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

The MBA Draft

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"Then we have an unspoken agreement?"

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

'Office' block tightening it's belt

"At this office no two days are different."

Boss to worker taking out wallet: 'It's only fair, Pete. Last year, we shared profits!'

"We have an acronym!"

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

'It appears the 'What?'s have it.'

Office pics on dinner table.

Parade of Businessmen

'I've given a lot of thought to giving some thought to your latest proposal.'

"A one-word email reply... classic power move."

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

'Excellent!...We've been looking to hire someone who can think outside the box.'

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

'I'm surprised you like being your own boss. I am your boss and I hate it.'

HR - Helping Relationships

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"He'll do anything to say in power."

"Repeat after me: We are delivering the proactive core value promises and rolling out our real time best practice action plan going forward ..."