Business Big Shots Gifts

The back of a boss' desk which reads 'Focus'.

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"Does it ever cross your mind that we make a lot of money because no one else wants to do what we do?"

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

Evolution Solution: Billions of years in the business - We'll guide you through the process, step by step.

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

'I consider myself to be a sophisticated investor. I would never invest in penny stocks. I lost all of my money investing with a brokerage specializing in nickel stocks.'

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

'One day this will all be yours.'

'These are our projected profits as capitalism self-destructs.'

"All power to the board of directors!"

A gargoyle holds up sign saying 'I have critical market info'

'I hope this reform really hurts!!'

'He's a major client.'

Employee of the Month - male.

Pollution and money

"You're on the forty-ninth floor now, Mr. Dowd. Up here, the world no longer revolves around you."

"Before we came along, gentlemen, all this was nothing but farmland."

Quite the entrepreneur...

'When I got in line, this was a bank. And now it's a STARBUCKS?'

"Congratulations on your determination to succeed."

Fat Cats 483 - Watchdog 0

'Cromwell, you remind me of myself at your age... only richer.'

I must get back to the office - I'm supposed to be on the warpath.

"I'm a corporate tax consultant... I've got a loophole named after me..!

"How come all of you big business lawyers look like films stars?..."

'I'm so sorry to see one of my best employees ever leaving! You've been the heart and soul of our company for so many years! We all will miss and never forget you, mister... ummhh... mister... uuu... mister...'

Badge - I an a tycoon

"Hello, this is Bill Gates. Remember, nobody has a monopoly on safety, so buckle up!"

Fortune 500 Earnings

'Oh, c'mon, it'll be fun! Let's all go down and get tattooed and pierced!'

Executive pay cuts.

"It turns out the thing that makes my career fulfilling is making more money than other people."