Business Battlefield Survivor Pillows

They loved the presentation on competing in the marketplace.

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

Three gates of hell: marriage counseling, investments, company meetings

'I like the way you handle responsibility, McWit, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

'Wake me up when he doesn't use a buzzword.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"I feel your pain."

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

In and Out Tray

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Stressed employee says to colleague: 'I think I'm on top of the situation and I hope I'm in the loop, but I can't seem to get ahead of the curve.'

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

'This is Harris, he's been with the firm some 45 years!'

"We should have taken the cubicles."

Between Offices

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

The Buck Never Stops.

'Don't bother cleaning out your desk. We'll be hiring you back as a consultant for half the salary and no benefits.'

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

"Help! I'm surrounded by idiots."

'As meetings go that was one of my better ones!'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

Get Well Soon and Hurry Back to the Office. . . Before Sharks Eat Your Job

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

'Mr. McCoy has been expecting you. If you'll have a seat, he should be with you within the next 6 hours.'

Office Weather