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'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

"Yeah, everyone agrees on the numbers, but nobody knows what they mean."

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

'Hey! We've never tried a 'pity' strategy before...'

But under a different accounting convention ...

'Mergers and takeovers and profits, oh my! Mergers and takeovers and profits, oh my! Mergers and. . . '

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

Strategic Planning Magnetic Kit showing words such as 'increase,' 'global,' 'leading,' and 'profitable'

"What we didn't have but obviously needed was an alarmist."

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

'And right here they merged...'

man pumping up profit balloon

"We'll find the money for that. My guy is on it right now."

'If at first you don't succeed, appoint a committee and let them worry about it.'

'This is what happens when we give up our resistance to change.'

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

"Let's make stuff and sell it to people."

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

"I don't have a budget at this time, but I can offer you some really great social-media exposure."

"Our marketing expansion seems a little haphazard."

'Our most successful e-mail campaign was an offer to take customers off our e-mail list.'

"Still no customers. We'll have to invent rebates!"

'The reason you're getting resistance to planning for the future is because nobody thinks they'll still be here.'

"Thanks, baby. Ciao."

'Not to worry. The shareholders packed your golden parachute.'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

Take me to your market leader.'

'Gentlemen and ladies, today we're going to get down to nuts and bolts.'

'If sales don't improve incrementally... our business outlook will change excrementally...'

Lemonade: Celebrating 5 days at this location.

'It must be a risky proposal... legal is running it by their lawyers.'

'Of course we're a global corporation. We have mail drops throughout the world.'

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

'This is our merger plan.'

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"