Business Anniversary Prints

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

"Yeah, everyone agrees on the numbers, but nobody knows what they mean."

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

'Hey! We've never tried a 'pity' strategy before...'

But under a different accounting convention ...

'Mergers and takeovers and profits, oh my! Mergers and takeovers and profits, oh my! Mergers and. . . '

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

Strategic Planning Magnetic Kit showing words such as 'increase,' 'global,' 'leading,' and 'profitable'

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

"What we didn't have but obviously needed was an alarmist."

'And right here they merged...'

man pumping up profit balloon

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

"We'll find the money for that. My guy is on it right now."

'Miss Henshaw - bring me my trumpet.'

'If at first you don't succeed, appoint a committee and let them worry about it.'

'This is what happens when we give up our resistance to change.'

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

"Let's make stuff and sell it to people."

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

"I don't have a budget at this time, but I can offer you some really great social-media exposure."

"Still no customers. We'll have to invent rebates!"

"Our marketing expansion seems a little haphazard."

'Our most successful e-mail campaign was an offer to take customers off our e-mail list.'

'The reason you're getting resistance to planning for the future is because nobody thinks they'll still be here.'

'Gentlemen and ladies, today we're going to get down to nuts and bolts.'

Take me to your market leader.'

'Of course we're a global corporation. We have mail drops throughout the world.'

'I take it we won the business, then?'

Lemonade: Celebrating 5 days at this location.

'Not to worry. The shareholders packed your golden parachute.'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

'If sales don't improve incrementally... our business outlook will change excrementally...'

"Thanks, baby. Ciao."

'It must be a risky proposal... legal is running it by their lawyers.'