Bus Chaser Prints

'Dang! Every time I've almost caught up to the bus, the driver puts out that stupid stop sign.'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

WiFi Signals

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

Grim reaper ambulance

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

Redeemable Securities.

"Belly rubs are a gateway activity that leads to chasing bunnies and fetching frisbees."

Man on motorbike.

Athlete being chased by a dog.

"Quick! Turn the siren on!"

'He's training for a career in law.'

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

"I don't get it. Diego Dominguez has a 1963 Chevy Impala convertible, all the girls think he's cute and all the guys think he's cool! Why can't I have that?"

Zoology. Cheetahs can reach speeds up to sixty miles an hour! Amazing, and yet they never win!

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

You go ahead - I only chase classic cars.

Feelings towards radios #7 Man catching a radio in a net.

Cross Channel Leap

"No more getting up and having to go to the kitchen for a midnight snack."

'Don't you wish sometimes there was something we could chase without catching up to it?'

"I think we've met. Plushiefest? St. Louis? You went as Mr. Peanut, right? I was Nemo!"

An insect collector with a net eyes an enormous flying insect.

Eddy Merckx

"Okay, you lost your soul but hey - for that you got a lot of smileys on facebook, right?"

I can assure everyone that this city is totally committed to apprehending the pants bandit!"

'Did you get it's number?'

Dreaming of chasing cars.

Chairlift to hell.

Loki Trump

Journalists' Hell

Ambulance - Lawyers must keep a 3 car distance.