Bus Chaser Pillows

'Dang! Every time I've almost caught up to the bus, the driver puts out that stupid stop sign.'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

WiFi Signals

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

Grim reaper ambulance

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

Redeemable Securities.

Athlete being chased by a dog.

"Belly rubs are a gateway activity that leads to chasing bunnies and fetching frisbees."

Man on motorbike.

"Quick! Turn the siren on!"

'He's training for a career in law.'

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

Feelings towards radios #7 Man catching a radio in a net.

Cross Channel Leap

"No more getting up and having to go to the kitchen for a midnight snack."

An insect collector with a net eyes an enormous flying insect.

'Don't you wish sometimes there was something we could chase without catching up to it?'

"I think we've met. Plushiefest? St. Louis? You went as Mr. Peanut, right? I was Nemo!"

Eddy Merckx

"Okay, you lost your soul but hey - for that you got a lot of smileys on facebook, right?"

Dreaming of chasing cars.

Chairlift to hell.

'Did you get it's number?'

Journalists' Hell

Ambulance - Lawyers must keep a 3 car distance.

'There's no crime here? No crisis? No recession? No stupid celebs? No blood baths and no wars? What am I doing here? Was I such a bad guy??'