Bus Boy Mugs

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

Caution May Contain Nuts.

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

The last Passenger Pigeon

Fur Baby

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

Back to school: The Horror,

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

'Morning Larry, taking the kids to school? Have you still got the duck farm?'

Doubledecker bus stop

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

Let the #&(%?;! pigeon drive the bus

Bus for Giraffes.

"I'll bet Miss Parker gets teacher of the year for this."

Honk if you're holy.

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

Bus Stop

We're barely gonna make it!

Ed loved his job, he was the sort of driver who would always go the extra mile...or two!

A Cumulonim-bus

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

'He's said his first words...' 'Replacement bus service.'