Burrow Aficionados Prints

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

"Holy cow! This is bourbon!" "My husband is from Kentucky."

'Space is not an issue: I'll just dig out a few more rooms...'

'He's going to need more bourbon.'

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

The Water Diviner

When moles dream...

A recent poll of 30,000 Britains voted Winston Churchill the greatest Briton of all time, John Lennon was eigth.

'Oops, sorry...'

"Must be some kind of cult movie."

'No fish, but Junior made his first burp word.'

"Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?"

'As soon as we exchaged vows we started exchanging barbs.'

'Of course we have the finest facilities in the league. This locker room has leather bench seating, cold a.c., and even plenty of cup holders.'

"Is it gold yet?"

"November 15, 2063 – leonard's eyebrows finally achieve singularity.

Belching plant

You are NOT here, here, here, here, here, here,here, here, or here.

'I called it first!'

Bird with sign reading: Nothing left to crow about - any change.

"I'm sorry, but we don't serve women here."

Eyebrow Fashion Tips

British Empire Illustration

"Three Wild Turkeys."

Armchair

"Your eyebrows have gone viral. Get some tweezers."

'I always say, when the day gives you lemons, make a lemon drop shot.'