Bureaulaugh Seeker Gifts

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'

Pony Rides

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

Little boys

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Madison Avenue and Maple Street

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

Today is the first day of the rest of your nine lives.

"He should get a Nobel prize for thinking he'll get a Nobel prize."

Research scientist has the word 'Eureka' framed.

Lady asking a man to Jump over a gate before her

Dutch Courage

'The doctor said I need more calcium in my diet, so I'm switching from dark chocolate to milk chocolate.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. VI

'I know his tracks go that way - that's why I'm going this way.'

'The doctor said I need more calcium in my diet, so I'm switching from dark chocolate to milk chocolate.'

'Who? Boson? Higgs Boson? Hey, where the hell have you been hiding?'

"I just eat one of these and I don't have to munch grass for ten hours?"

'The only reason I bring my bike on the train is to get a seat!'

"Do you have such a thing as low calorie caramel coffee creams?"

Turbo Tan.

"If I learned one thing in all my years in this business, it's that you're only as good as your last earthshaking breakthrough."

I confess I've felt temptation to cheat. It's just that I get do tired of waiting for her to give me what I want. She even makes me feel like if I want it, then there must be something wrong with me. She's wrong. Your needs are natural. There's no shame in wanting a tablet that runs a full operating system and has a stylus. Computer Villa. Customer service. But I've been in love with Apple since the first "Lisa."

"Could you teach me to do the splits?"

"Counsel is instructed to limit his summation to 140 words or less."

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid café owner who discovers a map to the lost coffee bean of the ancients. The bean is hidden in crumbling catacombs beneath a booby-trapped Mayan temple. Braving an almost certain grisly death ... The cafe owner sends his obsequious minion to liberate the bean. Wait ... what? But the story really gets going when the evil minion tries filing for workman's comp just because he loses a few toes. Can the brave own

'What is it Uddie? Have you found some new pastures?'

'The doctor said I need more calcium in my diet, so I'm switching from dark chocolate to milk chocolate.'

"I just got held up in traffic, for Petes sake!You didn't have to start a file on me!"

Jeff is poised to extend his record of 23 'A' boarding passes.

"He's either just had a brilliant idea or a tragic accident."

Life of Riley #4: Panache.