Bureaucratic Juggler Mugs

"You need to put on some weight if you want to keep your job!"

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

Golfing Boss

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

"When I said to convince him of the need for change I was hoping you'd use the seductive power of reason and logic."

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"....how many kids have we got now?"

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

"And I'm sure no one will mind if we fold a few clothes while we talk."

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

'Well I like to think every cloud has a silver lining.'

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

"All this stuff? I'm meeting for two now."

'He's still able to do the work of three committees.'

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

NHS targets.

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

Look at me multitasking. I'm shooting the breeze, checking invoices and drinking coffee.

'In... out... in... out... in... out... in...?!'

'You're three o'clock cancelled, the Parson deal is ending, and your husband wants to know if the dishes are dirty or clean.'

'I don't like your attitude, Peterson, whatever it is.'

'Jack, I'm on a conference call right now.'

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

"One of my strengths as an employee is my ability to multitask."

Business head.

Future Micro MGR.

'He pats my back, but I don't pat his.'

I filed my tax return electronically, to speed things up. Sure enough, I got audited in record time.