Bureaucracy Satirists Gifts

We're going to have to let you go. Consistance with standard accounting procedures, we will give you a severence package and an honorable discharge

National Belly Button Society: Innies and Outies.

Our politicians - we can always count on their support!

Quality Control

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'I'm looking for a workaholic who feels the great job he does is compensation enough.'

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"You're allowed to think outside the box, as long as you stay inside the margins."

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

'Are all of these letters of recommendation from your mother?'

'Welcome! Highly placed, unidentified administration spokespersons convention.'

The Department of Lessons Learned...

Why the discovery of the New World took longer than expected.

"The following is a test of the fire-alarm system. It is only a test. Please ignore the intense heat and combustion."

'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'

"You have a valid social security number, a photo ID, and a credit score. As far as I'm concerned, you exist."

"You're a bureaucrat, Ed. What do you mean you hate paperwork?"

Industrial Injuries Benefit.

"We appreciate your insights Norman but the firm has reached the stage where we need actual ideas."

Communicating with clients without using buzzwords posed a challenge for the consultants.

"You're in luck. We have an opening for low man on the totem pole."

We should promote many of our staff to management positions...

God's Office.

I might have granted your loan request, if it wasn't written on a beer mat.

Excessive Paperwork

Bureaucratic castle

'We're downsizing the Pentagon into a triangle.'

Of course the teasts are complete nonsense but we're working on the basis that anyone who can be bothered to complete all 148 of them must be highly motivated...

Male & Female separate company buildings

"Looks like you're quite the wheeler and dealer... unfortunately we're only hiring movers and shakers."

"To give him credit...normally I think these staff 'consultations' are a complete waste of time...but he's been in his office all morning working on our ideas."

"The subject of this never ending meeting was how to keep meetings short..."

"What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding..." "AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week"