Bureaucracy Satirist Pillows

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"It's all 'Health and Safety' these days..."

"Oh, those are the medical records."

"The airline will review your claim in 90 days ... or you can take your pick of any bag off the next arrival."

Department of Infrastructure

'Of course you don't remember agreeing to see me regarding my time machine. You made the appointment next week.'

'A man from the council's here about our roof garden...'

Intrays for accounts payments department

The lord chancellor copies from memory

I might have granted your loan request, if it wasn't written on a beer mat.

Government Hiring: Who You Know What You Know.

'Will this go on my permanent record?'

"You have a valid social security number, a photo ID, and a credit score. As far as I'm concerned, you exist."

'Welcome! Highly placed, unidentified administration spokespersons convention.'

Sign Stating 'Out Looking' at Bureau for Missing Persons

Quality Control

"For our market research, each package needs to be individually marked off and put over there."

"Yes, how can I help?"

Get In/Get Out

Departmet of the Interior

'You must have proof to back up any faith based deductions'

Safety in the workplace

"To give him credit...normally I think these staff 'consultations' are a complete waste of time...but he's been in his office all morning working on our ideas."

Closing Laugh: Insurance Office

'Press one to speak to God, two to speak to another operator, and three to pass straight into heaven.'

'Nurse will be with you as soon as she's filled out the form requesting the paperwork to requisition the permission to fill out the form to see you!'

'What do we do in a case like this? -- He's sick because he swallowed his insurance card.'

Boring agriculture

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"You're allowed to think outside the box, as long as you stay inside the margins."

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

Why the discovery of the New World took longer than expected.