Bureaucracy Escape Artist Prints

'My phone number, Social Security number and Zip Code, just to buy gum? They didn't ask me that many questions when I joined the army.'

Papers flying into the air.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Quality Control

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

'I want to claim for black marker pens.'

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Just don't let the old man get you down.

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

'I hear they're letting you go. Your family must have paid the ransom.'

Stress

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

'Welcome! Highly placed, unidentified administration spokespersons convention.'

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

Cut and Run

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

Dreaming of Holidays.

Friday 5.30pm.

Imagine there's no office...

Man Looking Through Window

"I take it you're not heartbroken to be leaving the firm!"

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

"You have a valid social security number, a photo ID, and a credit score. As far as I'm concerned, you exist."

Frustrated at the office.

"Here - I've no use for spreadsheets where I'm going."