Bunny-themed Events Pillows

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

Surprise in the salad bowl

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

Easter Egg Island

'Your future looks charming.'

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

"This family seems to multiply every year."

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

'I don't want you to think I'm a maniac or something, but we haven't had bunnies for over a week now.'

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"

'I love the way you wiggle your nose when you say that.'

"This must be Easter Island!"

"Okay, what's 7x8? 9x4?"

Springtime rabbits.

"Given the high cost of raising kids, we opted instead to be childless billionaires."

Realizing that his youth was now behind him, Mr. Twigly left home at the sight of his first gray hare.

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Bunny Island!'

The Rabbit Meeting.