Bunny Costume Fan Pillows

"Excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable..."

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

Surprise in the salad bowl

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

Easter Egg Island

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

I want to hold your hand

"This family seems to multiply every year."

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

Geezer.

'I get that reaction a lot.'

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

'I don't want you to think I'm a maniac or something, but we haven't had bunnies for over a week now.'

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

Springtime rabbits.

"Okay, what's 7x8? 9x4?"