Bunker Escapologist Prints

A golf ball by the 18 hole

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

Cot Escape.

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

Houdini 2019

Safe harbour

When he runs out of beans, Lou discovers that civilization was not, after all, destroyed on January 1, 2001.

"Look—there it goes again!"

"We're tired of being stuck in the fridge! We want out!"

'Wait for me!'

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

'Sir! Elsworth's away from his desk again!'

'Jane It used to be jungle out there'

Desert Island Game

Dad was widely regarded as being unsuitable for younger viewers.

Tortured by music

'I am preparing for 2013, and I suggest you do the same.'

Submarine Disguise

"I fled from suppression, torture, exploitation and bullies."

"O.K., doomer."

"I'll stick to my survivalist bunker."