Bunk Bed Enthusiast Prints

"I'll take the bottom bunk."

Mother nailing child into bunk bed.

"Flip you for the top bunk."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

What's your contingency plan, Randy? My what? If a calamity of biblical proportions were to strike here in Canardville, would you flee across the bridge to Candorville? Or would you search in vain for a fallout-resistant bunker, before surrendering to the cruel inevitability of your demise? I ask just for the sake of discussion. No reason to panic. Totally unrelated: I just found out someone who's definitely not me is selling fallout bunkers at buy-this-now-if-you-want-to-live.com. Very bad man.

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"Hey Google, describe the view."

Starter Homes

'That's the last time I fluff up a nest.'

"He insists he can't leave until he has a full-time job."

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

Monster fixing boy's car bed.

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

'Nest Accessories.'

'We decided to rent out the back room until the baby comes.'

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

Safe harbour

'Marcie has her own way of cooking ribs low and slow--she takes them with her to the tanning salon.'

'Thanks for keeping me company Liz: Sitting on my eggs all day long can be a bit lonely...'

"Oh, don't jump. But at least learn to code."

'Could you guys do your bungee jumping somewhere else?'

When he runs out of beans, Lou discovers that civilization was not, after all, destroyed on January 1, 2001.

Four beds labelled modern, abstract, surreal and cartoon

No, I'm not getting you a beer while I'm up.

Kid in bed to mom: How come third graders don't get a personal day?

Birds Building House

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

'And we don't discriminate against people of colour.'

'I am preparing for 2013, and I suggest you do the same.'

'It's thundering, dad. Can I get under the bed with you?'