No, young man, I'm not worried about falling downstairs.
Bungalow Owner Jokes Mugs
Start their day with a laugh with our witty mug collection for bungalow owners. Perfect for coffee or tea, these mugs showcase humorous takes on bungalow living that will brighten their mornings.
'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'
'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.
Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.
"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."
Pest Control
"Since you had so much fun with the Home Equity Loan I gave you, this year's stocking will be filled with a shiny new Notice of Foreclosure."
"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."
A cock up of builders
"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."
Beware of the Lawn
Mouse real estate!
'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'
'Could we go in ahead of you? His tranquilizer is wearing off.'
'No, we did not order a corner unit.'
The Climate Change Debate Explained
All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'
"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"
'It even has its own built-in home security system!'
William and Real Estate
'Do we want this one parallel with the floor or the ceiling?'
"My home insurance has dropped since I had it installed."
'He missed a 5-foot putt for eagle last year, so he had an exact replica of the green build into the yard.'
Urban Gardens
The lessor of two evils.
Affordable housing
Junk Mail Shredder.
'We made the last payment and we were burning the mortgage to celebrate.'
'Problems finding good, affordable housing?'
'Stu and I joined the Adopt-A-Highway program.'
Fire Alarm
Sign reads - For Sale Still Under A Million.
"I decided to buy a tiny house."
'A thief stole your key? Rats, I'll have to change the lock and reissue keys to the thousands of tenants...'
'Well it was here yesterday... the owner might of taken it down for security reasons'
Bungalow Owner Jokes Mugs Collection
Bungalow Owner Jokes Pillows
Brighten up their bungalow with playful and humorous pillows. These cozy accents add personality and fun to any living space.
Bungalow Owner Jokes Prints
Add some humor to their bungalow décor with our amusing prints. Perfect for personalizing their home with a witty touch.
Bungalow Owner Jokes T-Shirts
Check out our selection of witty T-shirts, ideal for homeowners proud of their bungalow and their sense of humor. Great for casual days or weekend lounging.