Bundle-up Expert Gifts

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Heading off with a packed bag

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Maternity Ward: No Returns/No Exchanges

'I believe my trainee is putting together the trial bundle for you now.'

"Before we take you up to the ship, we need to examine the contents of your bag."

Frigid Cold

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

'I wish you'd put the heater back on Frank! Even the wall ducks have gone somewhere warmer!'

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

"Would you like your milk in a bag?"

"I bit my tongue...but the bandages won't stick!"

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

'It's perfect!'

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home form your overseas vacation.

I don't like the looks of this airline.

Winter warmers, using cats to keep warm.

'Well, it's about time you two came home.'

Prepping for Rerserve

Anatomy of a Non-Rev

'Need any help with packing?'

Very low temperatures in the world

"Don't you know who I am?! I demand an upgrade! I'm a platinum-plus frequent fly..."

"Okay. . . I've had the dog out for his walk . . . can we please come in now. . . ?"

"I see prosperity in your future."