Bundle-up Buddy Prints

'Doris, I love it when we...well, you know.'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'Hole in one!!!!'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'The only thing I'm sure of is death and taxes and home work.'

Maternity Ward: No Returns/No Exchanges

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

Travellers

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

Frigid Cold

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

'This is my mom and dad.'

'I wish you'd put the heater back on Frank! Even the wall ducks have gone somewhere warmer!'

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

Sheep

"Don't leave me dangling!"

'Tender and Juicy.'

'Another one-get the fillet knife ready ,Hank.'

"I bet you couldn't eat three."

Adventure

You can only get hit from the rear!

'If it'll make you any happier, we're biodegradable, too.'

'No, nothing permanent. Just maybe spend a little less time together each day, that's all.'

Winter warmers, using cats to keep warm.

'The worst thing about leaving stuff on the farm is that...

'I don't know why but these guys are fascinated with me...'

"If you could spend an hour with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?"

Ballet Shoes

'Telephone sex in New England'

'We don't spend enough time together, son. Ever thought of becoming a caddy?'