Bundle Of Joy Advocate Pillows

Baby on Board

Santa Claus's Mail

Man propelled by love

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Happy Days Are Here Again

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

The lesser known active volcanoes.

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

Happy Days are here again

'I usually don't make house calls but I'm glad to make an exception in your case, Gran'ma.'

'Well, your wife is now a den mother! You have triplets!'

'That's my girl. The one in the white uniform.'

A boy holding a balloon

"It's about keeping the bunny alive within each of us."

'Thank God we're cute. You only get one chance to make a good first impression.'

'Triplets? -- I want a second opinion!'

"Where can I get one of those?"

"Go out and play, Norman—it's your job."

'Your dog doesn't need medical help - But you do - He's a rabbit!!'

"John Stuart Mill taught that the happiness of the individual is paramount. He didn't name names, but I suspect that you and I are the sort of individual he had in mind."

"I told you not to bump your sister so hard"

Playing The Youth Card

How are the Smiling Exercises Coming Along?

'Find out who he is and why we haven't got to him yet.'

Dear Santa, Please bring us more jobs. -OBAMA P.S. I ate your cookie.

'We've turned guessing the percentage hike in our gas bills into a game for all the family.'

He waited patiently, but his chips refused to fall.

Obama: Maybe I Can

Be Cheerful - if nothing else it'll drive people crazy.

Baby Shower.

'I find that if you want to reach your goal sooner, double your failure rate.'

Man giving a talk but only a dog is listening.

Phone Catch

'My dad's bigger than your dad' (Two overweight children compare their overweight fathers)

"Sorry I'm late. I got caught up at home being happy."