Bumper Sticker Fan Pillows

Honk if you love Jesus.

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

How am I abducting?

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

'Do you have any of those cars with 'My Child Is An Honor Student' bumper stickers on them?'

I brake for federal bailouts.

Pastor's Bumper Sticker: Save the Congregation

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

I break for toilet paper

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

Honk if you're holy.

Parts of an automobile

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

She Had Enough To Drink.

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

Reserved parking space occupied by large car with bumper sticker that reads 'How's my CEOing, call . . . '

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

Made in Sweden.

"Honk If You're Running For Governor!

My Other Car is a Hybrid