Bumper Car Racer T-Shirts

"I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

How am I abducting?

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

'Do you have any of those cars with 'My Child Is An Honor Student' bumper stickers on them?'

I brake for federal bailouts.

Pastor's Bumper Sticker: Save the Congregation

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

I break for toilet paper

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

Honk if you're holy.

Parts of an automobile

Bumper Limos

Reserved parking space occupied by large car with bumper sticker that reads 'How's my CEOing, call . . . '

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

Made in Sweden.

My Other Car is a Hybrid

"Honk If You're Running For Governor!

'Buddha never said anything of the kind! -- You read that on a bumper sticker!'

Car's bumper sticker reads: 'My other car is a bookmobile.'

Philosopher's Tours - Honk If You Know the Meaning of Life.