Bumper Car Champion T-Shirts

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

How am I abducting?

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

'Do you have any of those cars with 'My Child Is An Honor Student' bumper stickers on them?'

I brake for federal bailouts.

Pastor's Bumper Sticker: Save the Congregation

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

I break for toilet paper

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

Honk if you're holy.

Parts of an automobile

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

Bumper Limos

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

Big bumpers.

Reserved parking space occupied by large car with bumper sticker that reads 'How's my CEOing, call . . . '

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

Made in Sweden.

My Other Car is a Hybrid

"Honk If You're Running For Governor!

Philosopher's Tours - Honk If You Know the Meaning of Life.

Squashed car with a bumper sticker from Jurassic Park.