Bump Watchers Prints

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

Squirrel on the beach

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

"Who's on duty today...you or me?"

"Thanks again, kid!"

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

Tsunami Evac Route

'Yeah, my dad used to howl at the Moon before, but now he struggles to stay awake past sundown...'

"The high price is due to the great view of the beach."

'No I haven't lost it...er. . . I left it on a sunbed!'

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."

"Help!"

View of the sea - 'One day son, all this will be houses.'

"Yo, Greg!" "Hey, Warren!"

"Well, I'd say it should be fairly soon now!"

Fish don't get away with silent gas.

"My wife's going through a difficult pregnancy."

Caution: False Contractions Ahead

A man on a beach looks at a sign in front of the water that reads "No swimming beyond this point".

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

Your dream home

'Mother of all clogs' - Plumbers at the beach.

'To make matter worse, our combined weight is higher than our credit score.'

Kids on the beach Rebuilding 'It's okay, we can rebuild.'

A surf lifesavers' joke.