Bullying Survivor Pillows

"You can tell your imaginary friend that I won't bully you no more!"

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

'Yes, grammar rules do evolve over time, but making up your own to 'stay ahead of the curve' won't work in this English class!'

Examinations.

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

'Want to hear something scary? This is the third time this week I've gotten off the bus and still remember what I've learned.'

'And it's not just me...Ms. Anthrope doesn't seem to like anyone.'

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

"And to finally break free from the crippling burden of my student loans."

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

It's Not Easy Being Ant Boy!

'racism is the new black.'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

The new boy was teased for being different.

'The only thing I'm sure of is death and taxes and home work.'

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

'Hmmm, everyone seems to have prepared for the exam except for Thomas who's making a long face now.'

"Sure I know what it adds up to. It adds up to another 'C' for Eddie Goldbeck."

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?'

'How 'bout you come back and say that to me in he spring?'

"Of course I love school...but I love no more cafeteria food more."

"It's been a stressful school year."

'You see, I'm allergic to dog dander....'

Warning: Cathartic manifestations of childhood trauma next 5 miles

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'