Bullrunner Humorist Pillows

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

A Semicolon.

The annual running of the lawyers.

"...They must be poor catchers, there's two men behind the plate."

"That's right, my dad is training for the Pamplona fun-run..."

'Just so you know, leaning on a rake and looking at the sky is not 'yard work', and thus may not be entered into your 'I do so help around the house' defense.'

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

'He looks great in the field, but can he bat?'

Shows Bundt

Expansion 2000: The Baton Rouge Ball Boys

'Thank you for calling the bullpen,,, To continue in English, Press one,,,'

'So much for the question of whether of whether or not a curveball really curves.'

'He hits better against right handed pitching, so pitch left-handed, to him.'

'My mother was a race horse. My father was a stablehand who got five years for sodomy.'

'Get over it, Brady. Pitchers at this level are expected to get batters out. Randy there gave up eight runs in one inning...'

"Grandpa, have you ever run with the bulls on wall street?"

'...The athletic trainer's coming with the WD-40.'

'Now that she is pregnant, can she have a rhinoceros injection and a Catholic operation?

'See? When we both make that little jog to the right at the last minute...'

Before baseball, raccooning enjoyed a brief stint as the national pastime.

'It was great! I can't believe how silly humans really are...'

"I don't think we've time for a risk-reward analysis."

'Nice throw...'

Marathon winners.

"You're not supposed to give refreshments to them, you idiot!"

"My ultimate sports fantasy is to see a star player request a baseball autographed by the umpire crew."