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"I knew it was a mistake bringing a refrigerator in here."

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"Listen to everybody's opinions? Please, we're not that desperate."

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

Dogs reviewing organizational chart - 'Hunter can eat Spanky or Fido, Spanky can eat Spot or Duke,....' and so on.

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

"The only good news this year, gentlemen, is our massive bonuses."

'You myst blow at least a 2.3 on the 'drunk with power' breathalizer before they'll promote you to upper management.'

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

"I made my money the old fashioned way...a team of high priced lawyers litigating round the clock."

'We were able to make a quick alliance together because of common insecurities.'

"He's a psychopath, I like that in a man!"

'Now that we all agree on the agenda, a show of hands on how many want to keep it hidden.'

'Benson will you stop trying to dominate the meeting.'

'I've never had to butter up the boss. I've always been the boss.'

"Big choices today Mr. retired board of directors. 2 ply or 3 ply?"

"Never forget he's a wild animal."

Sally Jessy Raphael

'So, after much wailing and gnashing of teeth, the financial report is approved.'

'He's a Drunk-With-Power drunk...the worst kind!'

Merchant Bankers - Patience is a virtue, anyone displaying it will be dismissed

"It's true, I do have tons of money. But, let's face it, one more ton couldn't hurt."

Cheese Plaiters.

"See what a few beers mingled with some great ideas will do for the boss?"

"He came to conquer the planet, but first he wants to get his feet wet by serving on a school board."

'I admit I'm a poor loser, but I've always been a good winner.'

"I have absolute job security. My buyout would cost them millions."

Wade 'Gator' Ruben, Tax Attorney

"Perkins here, representing taxes."

'That makes 3 years in a row they've paid you $20 million. Why can't you seem to get a raise?'