Bull Market Buff Mugs

Wall Street bull

'Quick, roll up the red carpet!'

I didn't know there was an annual running of the bulls through the financial district.

'With the longest run on Wall Street in modern times, our next speaker needs no introduction.'

Stock market recession strategy.

The day the stock market went UP.

Wall St. pulls away.

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

"I wouldn't stand there, if I were you."

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

"I told you everyone would come as a bull or a bear..."

'It's like a bull market, only not as aggressive. It's more like a steer market.'

'Money, I'm home!'

"There's something about seeing red that just drives me crazy."

'I just checked my portfolio and it's worth a small fortune. Unfortunately, I started with a large fortune.'

'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.'

Stock market books.

America's funniest investment scams

"I've road a few bulls myself, partner

'He said his first words today - 'dividend reinvest'.'

The Bullish World

'You're beat. Maybe you need to wake up to a better morning news team.'

Learning from economics

Wall Street - Bull in China Drop

The bluebird of happiness remains bullish: 'BUY! BUY! BUY!'

'If you wanted to become rich, you shouldn't have become a doctor. You should have become an investment counselor.'

'Believe it or not there actually was a time when we accepted money for executing trades up to 5,000 shares.'

"Buy low, sell high. That's all I know about the birds and bees, Harland."

Why stocks go up forever.

"That's the shoestring I started with. It was tied around 100 million dollars worth of stocks and bonds."

'Pssst! How do we go about telling him we're interested in growth stocks?'

The Return of Guarded Optimism

'Making a profit was a lot easier before so many countries abandoned socialism and started competing!'

Little Investment on the Praire