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"Yeah, well it hurts when you stab me with your words."

Why Cows Leave Home

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

Ta Da!...

'It's like a bull market, only not as aggressive. It's more like a steer market.'

'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.'

"I've road a few bulls myself, partner

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

"I keep seeing red flags."

The Return of Guarded Optimism

Bulltoon: Impressionabull

'Before you get into the market, Mr. Root, we need to test your pain threshold!'

"Some say we can't go on making millions forever, but I think they're wrong!"

'Tech stocks rose on news 'old economy' stocks were down...reversing the rise in 'old economy' stocks when techs were down.'

Bull with a steering wheel for horns.

'This building inspector is so darn obstinate and bullheaded.'

Man shaking hands with a bull

Sidney Franklin & Ernest Hemingway

Cool bulls.

"You call it milking, I call it groping."

"Oh my God Ruth, it's that bull again!"

Space Hopper Rodeo

"I'm sorry-this is literally my first rodeo."

'Just so you know . . . when that gate opens, I'm going to stop, drop, and roll. Big time.'

"It's a lot easier than the mechanical bull."

'It was great! I can't believe how silly humans really are...'

Bulltoon: Submersibull

"To be perfectly honest, I don't mind the riders, it's the clowns I'm afraid of..."

'And people think the running of the bulls is dangerous here in Spain.'

'You can talk the talk and walk the walk. Now let's see if you can stride the ride.'

A bull does his work with a bear head on the wall.

Cow drink 'Cud' next to Cow drinking 'Cud Light'