Bull And Bear Banterer Mugs

'He's a stock market 'buzzard'? -- what does that mean?', 'He eats the dead bulls and bears.'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

Exchange Rate Going Down the Plughole

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

'There's a bear on line one and a bull on line two. Who do you want me to put through first?'

"In the stock market going back up, Horace?"

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

I was allowed to chew this. But not that

'Before you get into the market, Mr. Root, we need to test your pain threshold!'

A Dow Jones Industrial Average Correction Is Near

'Thank you for calling the bullpen,,, To continue in English, Press one,,,'

'It's safe to come out now; they're done recapping today's market.'

"I have four stomachs and one of them always seems to be hungry.''

They're short of staff!

That's right: Not only are we 'Man's best friend', but a lot of people are allergic to cats...

'I know, I know. You're stripes. I get it, already.'

'I hate harmonica music.'

'We were playing doctor until she hit me with a malpractice suit!'

"Ever notice that you finish my sentences and. . ."

"Oh year?! Well, MY daddy is the largest of the largest animal species on earth!"

'Hit me in the head with a sledgehammer.'

Rest Rooms - bullsbears.

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, BOO! Did I scare you? Regards, Rick in Seattle. (Actual reader letter). Ask Sadie at asksadieshow@gmail.com. Yeah, I'm really scared. Aren't you, Rudy? Boo, Rudy! Boooooo! That, however, terrifies me. Sorry, you were saying? Some guy tweeted his breakfast menu.(This cartoon was originally published on 2014-07-07)

"I see you're on a date at the moment but perhaps later we could meet for a latte."

'MILK ME!'

Brokerage

'I just thought if I got away from the barn, I could have some privacy.'

'What else do you do?'

Bull

'Of course I'm not suggesting a one night stand... we would be lying down.'

Heraldic animals of the market: the bear, the bulla nd the small investor

Cow's Speech Bubbles.