Bull Vs Bear Enthusiast Mugs

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'I demand a DNA test.'

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

Baby Bear.

"Everything looks real good...except these long gaps in your work history every winter."

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

Bear at a vending machine

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"

You have the worst spring breath.

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

Exchange Rate Going Down the Plughole

'I think we have some stowaways.'

'I seem to be trading hibernation for urination.'

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

Writing the poem was easy: there are lots of words rhyming with "snow"...

'Does the hunter I just ate make me look fat?'

Atomic Bear: Part 5

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."