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'Hey Todd, look - those people down there look just like... well... us!'

'I knew this would be easy. We built it last year.'

"The trustees feel the Reverend Dr. Clapsattle does not harmonize with the edifice."

Elevator buttons: Up, Down, or Shake it all Around.

"If you were a building, I'd say you suffer from deferred maintenance."

Sick Building Syndrome

'Doors opening.' - 'Doors closing.' - 'Doors bored now.'

Moral High Rise.

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Young Frankenstein"

Hollywood Sign Developers

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'Hmph. College kids.'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Pipe Dream.

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

Sales chart is buildings in background.

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."