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'I'd like to keep it a boys only club too, but this is HER tree house!'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Young Frankenstein"

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The Art Student.

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

A Good Batch.

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Pipe Dream.

I quilt therefore I am

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Toadstools

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Instructional guide to scribbling