Building Super Gifts

'Un-Cooperative Apartments.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Young Frankenstein"

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'I found the termites!'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

God's Subcontractors

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Do it yourself books.

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

Building Sandcastles.

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Lego Haircut