Building Mover Mugs

F&E Building Movers. Ever moved a church before? The hardest part is the organ transplant.

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

Broadway Moosical.

Van Go

'Yeah, strictly speaking it's a hole, but I prefer to think of it as a bijou hole.'

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

The Move.

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

Things were about to go apple-shaped for Barney and Bart...

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

You dope! Why would you build our home right next to a power plant?

"it appears I'm being relocated"

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

Top - Perhaps

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

Freestyling.

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'