Building Mover Mugs

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"This city is becoming unlivable."

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

Broadway Moosical.

Van Go

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

The Move.

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

Things were about to go apple-shaped for Barney and Bart...

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"it appears I'm being relocated"

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

Top - Perhaps

Freestyling.

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

Home Sweet Home

State of the Union