Building Kits Prints

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Young Frankenstein"

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Painting by the numbers for adults

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'I found the termites!'

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

God's Subcontractors

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Do it yourself books.

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

Building Sandcastles.

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Lego Haircut

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.