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'And when did it dawn on you that the people building your extension were just a bunch of cowboys?'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

"Were we expecting a baby?"

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

"The new house is almost ready!"

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

'I've moved from being cautiously optimistic to being optimistically cautious.'

Three little pigs-mortgage.

"Wait -- I have an app that creates a napkin to write the contract terms on."

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

"I'm a good risk for a business loan because I put 110% effort into my business."

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

"What do you mean, you're planning to float the business...?

'We don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's a tax deduction.'

Modular Offices

'Success in business door' - keep your finger on the button doorbell.

Reading in the family.