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'This buggy gets only about one mile per gal.'

'You reek of crackers.'

Egg Buggy

'I refuse to believe that Winkie was a terrorist.'

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

'Tsk - he will keep throwing things out of the buggy.'

'Tut. Now I suppose we'll have to hear all about her holiday!'

'You've been overfeeding the budgie again, dear.'

I brake for worms

'It's time that ball-kicking cheater got his. Tell mommy that daddy loves her, Ritchie... Here I go...'

Would you mind if I hung round your backside for a while?

'Well my anchor is bigger than your anchor!'

"This suit cost 12,000,000,000,000 space credits."

"And this is our budgie, 'Houdini'."

"You're so good-looking and noble and strong! I can't believe how you fought off that shark!"

'Sometimes, dear...just sometimes...I really wish you wouldn't crap on the floor...'

'I was dropped from the insect football team... it took me too long to put my boots on!'

'It always amazes me how after a long summer break...with sea, sand, margaritas on the beach and an absence of the cut and thrust of the office...'

"Except for that time he pecked my eyes out he's been a good bird."

Loud Mouth Bass.

"No, I can't play piano, but I could fill that bowl with hundred dollar bills."

Bug Contemporary Music

'Go check on Chad. He either tore some ligaments, or his 48-hour life span just ended.'

'He loves budgie jumping!'

'That's nothing - I once nibbled a toe that was THIS big...'

The arrival of... the 17-year cockroaches

'I use the usual tripod gait - front and back legs on one side along ith the middle leg on the other side.' 'I never thought about it. I just move lots of legs, and then I move lots of other legs.'

'Look out... here comes the Trumpet Voluntary.'

Old Golfers never die....only those who get in their buggies way!

"I'd like to grow my own budgies."

'She's already gotten a job offer from Microsoft!'

'Albatross bragging about his latest catch...'

'The tent caterpillars are just awefull this year.'