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Dinner at the Trapdoors

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

How is your soup, sir? Speaking for myself, it looks pretty good. I can't speak for the fly, of course.

"Well Darling, there you go, our own bit of swamp: A perfect place to raise a family..."

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

Yeah, I'm on metamorphosis leave tomorrow: I can't wait!'

'Extreme acupuncture.'

National Opera: Wriggletto

Ok, now I know why the other superheroes wear masks.

"You drop yours first."

'We HAVE to hire a nanny.'

"Your honor, my client is a very respectable blood-sucking pest."

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

'Well, as a matter of fact, I think you're a pinhead too!'

Melody Cockroach.

"Hold on. I'll buzz you in."

Hey! Built-ins! Carpenter Ants: Best-Case Scenario.

'Your attention everybody! -- There's a 'severe foot watch' in effect until four o'clock this afternoon.'

Centipede Hokey Pokey. 'You put foot number 17 in, you put foot number 17 out...'

"Mr and Mrs. Znyzz? Your test results are back. I'm afraid you only have seven weeks left to get pregnant!"

'Since my baby left me, I found a new place to dwell. It's not in the pie or the baby's prunes - it's on 'Heartbreak Motel' Oh baby, so lonely...'

Fly having an idea.

"Giddyup!. . . Damn. I think I just wasted 500 bucks."

"I'm thinking the little fella's from Maine."

Snail with Trumpet Shell Leaves A Music shop

"Damn. The minute I eat a stink bug, in walks Mr. Wonderful!..."

"And that's why I don't have a steaming pile of s**t in my back yard."