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Dinner at the Trapdoors

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

"Well Darling, there you go, our own bit of swamp: A perfect place to raise a family..."

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

Yeah, I'm on metamorphosis leave tomorrow: I can't wait!'

'Extreme acupuncture.'

"You drop yours first."

'We HAVE to hire a nanny.'

National Opera: Wriggletto

"Your honor, my client is a very respectable blood-sucking pest."

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

Melody Cockroach.

"Hold on. I'll buzz you in."

'Your attention everybody! -- There's a 'severe foot watch' in effect until four o'clock this afternoon.'

"Mr and Mrs. Znyzz? Your test results are back. I'm afraid you only have seven weeks left to get pregnant!"

"So then you're NOT mad at me?"

"Giddyup!. . . Damn. I think I just wasted 500 bucks."

"And that's why I don't have a steaming pile of s**t in my back yard."

"I'm thinking the little fella's from Maine."

Snail with Trumpet Shell Leaves A Music shop

"Damn. The minute I eat a stink bug, in walks Mr. Wonderful!..."

Fly having an idea.